So... This guy is doing me today,  He makes a big fuss about getting poppers before. 
He's doing me and every few seconds inhaling some Amyl Nitrite. Anyway, it's not awesome, but eventually he finishes. So I send him to the bathroom to clean up.
He gets in the shower, and spends some time there. When he gets out, he collapses in my hallway. 
I help him get up and offer some food, sweet tea, water...
Turns out he's being doing cialis before he visited me. I'm luck I don't have a corpse in my hallway.